Posted by Ada Coddington

CONWAY, AR—When his bi-weekly sedan fill-up exceeded $120 for the 10th time, local man Matthew Standridge found himself wondering if the Jan 6 “insurrection” was really such a tragedy.

“I’m not, like, an existential threat to democracy or anything, but it does feel like this whole thing with Biden isn’t going well,” said Stanbridge with a pained look on his face as he prepared to swipe his debit card and wipe out his bank account. “Are we sure he didn’t—I dunno—steal the election? Is it too late to overturn it? Is it racist to ask that?”

read more at https://babylonbee.com/news/man-who-just-filled-his-gas-tank-starting-to-think-those-jan-6-rioters-were-maybe-on-to-something

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